Regular GFPs may remember that
back in September 2021 this newsletter featured the
Elvie Trainer – a smart pelvic-foor trainer, reviewed expertly by me and my, er mario-playing f*nny.
Well this week I’m giving you a review of
the Elvie Pump: Elvie’s ultra-quiet, wearable electric breast pump.
GFPs, I’m not going to lie, I’ve been emotionally invested in this pump ever since I interviewed Tania Boler, Elvie’s founder, for Invisible Women back in 2018. At the time she was just about to launch the pump – and it sounded fantastic:
[Boler] is scathing about what is currently available on the market. ‘It’s just horrible,’ she says, bluntly. ‘It’s painful, it’s loud, it’s difficult to use. It’s quite humiliating.’ I think of trying to hold a conversation with my sister-in-law as she sits on the sofa with her top off, her breasts wired up to a machine. ‘It’s not even that complicated to get it right,’ Boler adds. The notion that ‘it would be nice to pump while you’re able to do something else, rather than having to spend hours a day sitting there chained to this noisy machine’ should, she says be ‘a basic requirement’. But some- how, it hasn’t been. When I ask her why she thinks this is, Boler muses that perhaps it’s different for her because she’s a woman. So ‘I just go in with: “As a woman what do I want from this?” ’ (IW, p.172)
When I spoke to Elvie about their design process, they told me that the first thing they did was to speak to lactating women about what they needed from their breast pump which earns them their first big tick from me.
From here, they developed their six “unbreakable design rules”:
ultra-quiet, hands-free, discreet, easy to use, smart and ‘not for cows’!