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Here I am, stuck in a tech dystopia with you

Dear GFPs, this week I want to talk to you about a weird habit I’ve developed recently: I’ve started collecting women. Not literally, obviously, I’m not Hugh Grant in Heretic. No, my collection is strictly metaphorical. Still, I hang on to these women increasingly tightly, clucking over my rarified horde like a feminist Gollum, fearful that one of them …