My dear GFPs, I have MANY announcements for you this week, so strap in!But first! To the people who are signed up to this newsletter using a British Medical Association email address, I strongly recommend, should you wish to actually read it, you sign up with an alternative email, as the BMA keeps blocking it. I'm not sure what triggered it last week -- perhaps it was the murderous period blood recipe? Anyway, this is of course assuming you get this edition, which promises to be EQUALLY SCURRILOUS.And now, the coming attractions...